- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

What happened to the convict on death row? He died

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

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