What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

Screw it you write the joke.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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