- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

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