- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

Get some flipping new jokes people

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

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