Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

A Russian Irish and American beat up on a Canadian. the only thing wrong with that is i forgot the , in between the races. but on the good side the Canadian was Justin Bieber

Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

no rasist joks

knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

What is worse than a worm in you're apple? Two worms in you're apple.

3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

Why was the women not in the kitchen? She was dead

What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

Why did the man fail to enter the CAPTCHA phrase correctly? Because he was actually a bot, and bots are typically prohibited from accessing information on most public web sites.

why was the fat man excercizing? because he was a fatass and no one liked him

Why did the lorry cross the road? It was swerving to avoid a small child. Unfortunately the driver's reactions were too slow and he hit the kid. After a week fighting for their life in hospital the child fibaly died. There wasn't a scratch on the lorry though.

Why did the Asian woman get into a car accident? She didn't pay attention in driver school and sped through a red light and hit a bus that killed 14 children.

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

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