- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfectly straight line? It is impossible for humans to draw perfect lines.

guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

What did Washington say to California? WC

Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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