Neil Lewis

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The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

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what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

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How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

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what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

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Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

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What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

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Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

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whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

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Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

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no rasist joks

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knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

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A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

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A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

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Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

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knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

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why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

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