- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

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A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

Wh ydo i Hate you? 'COs Your a Gimp!

Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

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