- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

why was the fat man excercizing? because he was a fatass and no one liked him

Why did the man fail to enter the CAPTCHA phrase correctly? Because he was actually a bot, and bots are typically prohibited from accessing information on most public web sites.

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

Why did the Asian woman get into a car accident? She didn't pay attention in driver school and sped through a red light and hit a bus that killed 14 children.

Why did the lorry cross the road? It was swerving to avoid a small child. Unfortunately the driver's reactions were too slow and he hit the kid. After a week fighting for their life in hospital the child fibaly died. There wasn't a scratch on the lorry though.

How many pianos does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the lightbulb, and one to play a motivational tune.

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