- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

How many pianos does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the lightbulb, and one to play a motivational tune.

Why did the man fail to enter the CAPTCHA phrase correctly? Because he was actually a bot, and bots are typically prohibited from accessing information on most public web sites.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

Why did the Asian woman get into a car accident? She didn't pay attention in driver school and sped through a red light and hit a bus that killed 14 children.

why was the fat man excercizing? because he was a fatass and no one liked him

Why did the lorry cross the road? It was swerving to avoid a small child. Unfortunately the driver's reactions were too slow and he hit the kid. After a week fighting for their life in hospital the child fibaly died. There wasn't a scratch on the lorry though.

A cow walks down the stairs. Not really. They are incapable of walking down stairs. It actually died on the roof.

what is funnier then this joke? A jewish muslim that is asian, balck, and mexican,and is woomen crossing the border then geting shot and hung by a rope of dead babies

hey I just met you and this is crazy but get in my van

What do you say to a black guy who is holding a gun to your head? Nothing. He is holding a gun to your head.

What the heck are you gonna do if you're on a picnic and have an ice cream and then the ants crawl on the ice cream, what are you gonna do? You're gonna eat the ants because it's made out of protein.

What's Worse Than World War I 2 World War I's

Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

melons are berries, tomatoes are fruit, being a smart-ass isn't that good.

A duck walks into the bar, buys a beer, steals your woman, wins a bar fight, pistol whips a police officer, departs and shouts Aflac

Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

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