- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

you: your adopted me: i was so thanks for saying you ass

What do you get when you cross a bungie cord and an owl? My ass :)

roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

i committed murder

Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

What do you call a man with no arms an no legs in the ocean? Bob What do you call the same man on your front porch? Matt What do you call the same man on your wall? Art

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

you: have you seen the movie constapated them:no you:its because it hasen't come out yet

Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

well use a tissue!

Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

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