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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Washington say to California? WC

Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

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What is worse than a worm in you're apple? Two worms in you're apple.

What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

Why was the women not in the kitchen? She was dead

3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfectly straight line? It is impossible for humans to draw perfect lines.

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