- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

what is funnier then this joke? A jewish muslim that is asian, balck, and mexican,and is woomen crossing the border then geting shot and hung by a rope of dead babies

What the heck are you gonna do if you're on a picnic and have an ice cream and then the ants crawl on the ice cream, what are you gonna do? You're gonna eat the ants because it's made out of protein.

A cow walks down the stairs. Not really. They are incapable of walking down stairs. It actually died on the roof.

hey I just met you and this is crazy but get in my van

What do you say to a black guy who is holding a gun to your head? Nothing. He is holding a gun to your head.

What's Worse Than World War I 2 World War I's

Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

Why was the mom happy cause her daughter had an abortion

how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

i committed murder

Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

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