Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

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Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

Prostitution is bad.......

What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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