- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

What happens when a girl sticks her head in a birthday cake? She gets a toothpick stuck in her eyebrow. Trust me..I know.

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

knock knock. no one answered so the man at the door went home.

A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

Stop me if you heard this one before.

Prostitution is bad.......

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

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