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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

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