How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

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What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

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I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

Massie is a fatass

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

WNBA

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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