- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

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