Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

pee

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

Boner

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

Hello.

Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

Screw it you write the joke.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

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