- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

Daniel is a fag

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

Women's rights.

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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