A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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