- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

knock knock come in

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

how man

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

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