- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

National security?

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

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