- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

National security?

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

knock knock come in

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

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