- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

4 hours later.

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

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