a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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