- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What can hitler cook well Steak

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

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