- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

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Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

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