How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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