What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

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WNBA

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roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

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Screw it you write the joke.

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Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

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So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

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How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

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What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

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Why don't women bother to have penises? Because they're lazy and they don't care.

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Q.What Did the Little Kid Say To Cancer In The Hospital? A.Nothing. He Died From Cancer 3 Minutes Ago.

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What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

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So, my friend David hasn't always been the sharpest tool in the shed. After all, he is a spoon.

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Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

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What did the baby say to the man? Babies can't talk ,the baby did not say anythingto the man!

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what is yellow with red all over tweety in a blender

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What would Chuck Norris do if you insulted him? Nothing. He probably doesn't have time for such foolishness.

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What do you call a black man on a bike? A hard-working individual who found a steady job and earned enough money to buy a bicycle of his own which he rides to and from his job because he is healthy, doesn't like to waste money on gas, and doesn't like the pollution automobiles put into the air. By Darragh Hamilton

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Q: What do you call an orange if it isn't orange? A: Nothing. Chances are you won't see it until it has ripened.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Dead babies can't paint.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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What doesn't kill you and doesn't make you stronger? Aids

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Three Men walk into a bar. One with a ax and one with a Shovel. The other one isn't holding anything. *Boom* (\ _ /) (x . x)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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