- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

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