- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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