- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

knock knock There's no door

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

Dwight Howard

. . I am a whale

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