Will you please answer one question for me? "Yes" Thank you. -walk away-

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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A man walks into a bar. He is followed by a chicken, 2 donkeys, a tiger, 7 cardinals, 3 horses, 11 chipmunks, and 2 squirrels. And they all lived happily ever after. THE END

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Q: Whats Worse Than 21 Dead Babies in a Trashbag? A: 1 Dead Baby In 21 Trashbags.

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How did Hellen Keller eat her meals? With a fork.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

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a blonde and a brunet are in an elevator. a man walks in the brunet says to the blonde "he has dandruff, he needs head and shoulders.' then the blonde says "we can give him head, but how can we give him shoulders."

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

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I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

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what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

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What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

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What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

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What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

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Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

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BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Half life 3 confirmed

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

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What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

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baloney sandwich

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What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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