- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

A black guy pulls into a KFC drive thru and orders some chicken. The cashier tells him that they are out of chicken, so the black goes to McDonald's instead.

whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

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What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

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The New York Giants

Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

Your mom.

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

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