If a small quiz is a quizicle then what is a small test? A quiz.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? It didn't. Anyone who would believe that is a complete moron.

what did the bus driver say to the black man when he got on the bus? nothing, carl has become very anti-social since his brother died

How many calories are in a bag of Fritos? 160 calories.

2 muffins are in an oven. One says to the other, "it's really hot in here!" the other replies, "WHOA. A talking muffin!"

If you are reading this you are a nerd

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

being sober in a bar fight

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

why do mexicans get made fun of

The name "Hunter Barksdale".

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

oh hey.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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