"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

Knock knock.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Yo momma so fat she's obese.

Chicken

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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