- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

save me from the nothing ive become

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

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