- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

The name "Hunter Barksdale".

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

why do mexicans get made fun of

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

being sober in a bar fight

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

Whats cold and frozen? ice

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