did you stub your toe?

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Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

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Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

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A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

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How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

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What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

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Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

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What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

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What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

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Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

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If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

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How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

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What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

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What is white and long? A New York winter

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How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

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Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

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What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

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everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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