Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

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why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

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Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

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Barack Obama plays basketball

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What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

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Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

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Why did Greg move to the Lake District? Because his dog died and the family is in mourning.

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Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

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A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

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Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

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Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

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What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

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A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

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Knock knock knock OCD

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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