- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

the power to turn magnetism into light

What's big and purple? Barney

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

(in a retarted voice) i want to go to disneyland

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

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