- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

Penis.

What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

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