- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

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Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

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