- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

Haha, I get it..

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

Why did the homeless man kill his dog? Because a drunk rich guy said he'd pay him a hundred dollars if he did.

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

What is brown, white, and red all over? A part asian part white guy covered in blood after having her girlfriend have her period while they were having sex in a club in alaska near a military school that was abandoned and is now haunted but justin bieber took care of that.

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