roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

What did john say to bob Hey bob

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

i found waldo.

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

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