Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

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What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

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Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

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Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

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A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

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why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

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What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

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what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

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Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

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Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

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Women's Rights

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your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

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Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

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And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

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Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

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There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

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Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

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The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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