- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!"

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

knock knock... ...no answer

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

your life

Immigration Laws

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

Women's rights.

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

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