what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

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What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

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What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

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guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

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Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

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What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

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What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

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Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

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The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

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What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

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What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

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Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

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Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

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My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

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What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

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Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

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A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

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three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

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What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

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Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? DAM!

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the seat next to you? A: Whatever his name happens to be.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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