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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

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