whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

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Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

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What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

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So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

The name "Hunter Barksdale".

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What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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