- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

knock knock... ...no answer

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

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Immigration Laws

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

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