- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

knock knock... ...no answer

Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

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