How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

what did jacob say to coach a joke

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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