Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

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A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

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Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

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You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

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what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

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If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

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Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

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What comes after 69... Mouthwash

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What's 9+10 Ebola

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Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

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what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

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What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

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what did jacob say to coach a joke

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Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

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Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

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why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

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Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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