How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

Where's my tractor?

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

An Aisian failed a test

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

Whose your daddy? Not me

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

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