What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

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Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

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Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

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A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

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What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

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what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

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And you honored it I see :P

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Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

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Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

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Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

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What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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