Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

thumb_up thumb_down -10

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

i have two hands.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

thumb_up thumb_down -10

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

thumb_up thumb_down -10

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

thumb_up thumb_down -10

a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

thumb_up thumb_down -10

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

thumb_up thumb_down -10

So a man walks into a bar and wonders why he walked into the building instead of simply just walking through the door. The man then realized that the building was if fact not a local bar, but instead a bowling alley. He was hallucinogenic and was in serious danger as he approached the candy man in the alley.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops