Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

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how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

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Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

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Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

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What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

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What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

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Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

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Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

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Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

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why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

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Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

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What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

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How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

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Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

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What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

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How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

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What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

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Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

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a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

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Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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